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Point one #001 (2012)

July 29 2014, 07:58 PM   •   447 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
July 29 2014, 07:58 PM   •   184 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
palette-time:

Luna
#3f155d #512565 #61366c #7a5279 #86607e #997689 #f8f0cb

palette-time:

Luna

#3f155d #512565 #61366c #7a5279 #86607e #997689 #f8f0cb

July 29 2014, 07:56 PM   •   832 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

dennys:

and-down-we-go:

So last night a bunch of my friends and I went to Denny’s for some breakfast-for-dinner and I couldn’t decide on what I wanted, so I told the waiter “I want a lot of eggs.”

"How many eggs do you want?"
"How many can I get?"
"I mean if you get a Make Your Own Slam you can get up to 8.."
"I would like a questionable amount of eggs, please. Scrambled, so that I don’t know how many there are."

And boy did he deliver.

The manager came out to present the eggs (because, as our waiter joked, this plate of eggs was too much of a health risk for anyone but the manager to be liable for serving me), and said “….who’s responsible for this?”

I started crying out of excitement/joy/fear (no lie. it was embarrassing)

Anyway, this heavenly plate of eggs filled the entire plate and was about an inch deep (there were 2 layers of eggs in it! with cheese in the middle!!)

The waiter kept joking “You’re not getting a box. You have to finish it! You chose this!” I tipped him 100% out of pure shame (plus he was a rad dude).

Thank you Denny’s. Thank you.

THIS IS AN EXCELLENT EGG ATTITUDE TO HAVE.

July 29 2014, 07:55 PM   •   89,192 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#egg  #food cw  

agirlnamedagnes:

This is what my husband and I purchased at the grocery store the other day.

We don’t have kids.

We are adults. We pay bills.
And drink water from a whale.

July 29 2014, 07:51 PM   •   107,565 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#omg  #want  
July 29 2014, 07:50 PM   •   117 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#st  
mojothatsme:

Same

mojothatsme:

Same

July 29 2014, 07:50 PM   •   58,610 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

paulsrockinpagoda:

adventuresoldier:

no matter the distance, your friendship is always important

fuck this is too adorable

July 29 2014, 07:50 PM   •   63,869 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

magadoodle14:

So my mom sent me a picture of this advertisement today, and I laughed hysterically, because that is probably the best unintentional use of a Fall Out Boy lyric ever, and it’s absolutely perfect.

July 29 2014, 05:53 PM   •   49,585 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE

mosaicat:

shout out to ashley catstylist for being literally the nicest human being in the world

July 29 2014, 05:42 PM   •   5 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
July 29 2014, 05:38 PM   •   51,084 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#nsfw  

you’d be right

July 29 2014, 05:32 PM   •   4 notes

altpunkmermaidprincess:

gamingartandlove:

So uh, I haven’t seen this on my dash, but check out this kickstarter!

They’re waterballoons that SELF TIE, make a HUNDRED at a time, AND AND they’re biodegradablee!! Seriously why isn’t this all over my dash yet??

They’ve already reached WAY over their goal, but you can still get some early bird deliveries for an early start of the water balloon madness!

What a time to be alive

July 29 2014, 05:25 PM   •   73,648 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
tauped:

Wearing Lime Crime’s Wicked velvetine.

tauped:

Wearing Lime Crime’s Wicked velvetine.

July 29 2014, 05:23 PM   •   1,686 notes  •   VIA   •   SOURCE
#st